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- Sign post outside our
collage- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the
Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
- Teacher: What should be
in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A
girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
- What do u call a woman
in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in
heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in
heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
- A baby monkey asks his
father, Father why r we so ugly? The father
says to him, don't stress my son u should see
the one who is reading this!!
- A police recruit was
asked during exam, "What would u do if u had
to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for
backup."
- Husband: Today is sunday
& I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie
tickets. Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
- Dream makes al things
possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes
al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so
always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
- I hear that you drop
some money in Stocks. Were you a bull or a
bear?" "Neither, just a plain simple ass.
- Lady : So, you want to
become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I
don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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