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- Teacher: What r the
people of Turkey called? Student: I don't
know. Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r
the people of Germany called? Student: They r
called Germs.
- Definition of a Nurse A
young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all
places n holds ur hand and then expects ur
pulse to be normal
- If u r stressed, you'll
get pimples.. if u cry,u'll get wrinkles.. So,
y don't u smile & get dimples?
- Women are like blue
jeans, They look good for a while but
eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
- There's only one perfect
child in the world & every mother has it.
There's only one perfect wife in the world &
every neighbor has it!
- Psychiatrist's
receptionist comes & says There's a man out
who says he can make himself invisible.
Psychiatrist: "Tell him I can't see him right
now."
- An in-depth study has
shown that the bird flu virus hits the best
chicks first. I thought I'd warn you
immediately..
- All the love that
history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet
all the love that could be found in two, is
less than what I feel for you.
- If you think there is
good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
- Two goldfish are in a
tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how
to drive this thing?"
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