- The probability of
someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
- How many men do you need
for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car
boot shut.
- I took an IQ test and
the results were negative.
- What do you call a Lada/Skoda
at the top of a hill? A miracle.
- Crime doesn't pay...Does
that mean my job is a crime?
- This dog, is dog, a dog,
good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog,
idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds
dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
- Do you ever notice that
when you're driving, anyone going slower than
you is an idiot and everyone driving faster
than you is a maniac?
- Born Free. . . . .Taxed
to Death.
- First the engagement
ring, then the wedding ring, then the
suffering.
- Always remember you're
unique, just like everyone else.
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