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- My girl and me, we are
so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself
too...
- News: 3 Chimps escaped
from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third one was
caught reading this txt message.
- What's the quietest
place in the world? The complaint department
at the parachute packing plant
- Q: What do you do when a
blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade
in her mouth
- Why don't men often show
their true feelings?
Because they don't have any. 1
- How do you save a man
from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.
- Q: Why was the leper
caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the
accelerator.
- Q:What is the difference
between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
- A three-legged dog walks
into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to
the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the
man who shot my paw."
- Hello I am a virus and I
am entering your brain right now..... sorry I
have to leave, I can't find a brain.
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