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- Teacher: Why is your
nose red? Max: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher:
But there is no "b" in rose. Max: There was in
this one!
- Do you take me 2 be ur
lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4
rich qoutes or corny jokes, in text meassging
& in poor signal, till low batt do us part?
- A woman is sitting at a
bar. A man approaches her. Hi, honey, he says.
Want a little company? Why? asks the woman. Do
you have one to sell?
- Q: How do you sink a
submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
- Whn you r alone, Whn you
r crying, whn you r upset, Don't think of me!!
just call me Bcoz incoming is free for me...
my friend!!
- Sugar is sugar, Salt is
salt, God made you dumbo, not my fault!
- U r a Stupid Smart
Talented Unique Person In Demand...
- What is the difference
between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you
into this world crying... & the other ensures
you Continue to do so!!
- Think Well Work Well Eat
Well Sleep Well Play Well and also put ur
Mobile inside the same well Because you r not
messageing me... well
- Regular Naps Prevent Old
Age... Especially If You Take Them While
Driving!
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