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- Women are like guns,
keep one around long enough and you're going
to want to shoot it.
- They say Love is in the
air... shit if only I had a plane right now!
- Funny Answering Machine
Messages Please leave a message However, you
have the right to remain silent. Everything
you say will be recorded and will be used by
us.
- Q:- what do u get when u
cross a librarian and a lawyer?
A:- "All the information you want, except you
can't understand it."
- Hubby: Darling, years
ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference
is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.
- Consequences of American
life style: The wife rushed into house
screaming to her husband: Darling, Come quick!
Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids.
- If u read dis, I'm
SMART. If u save dis, you agree dat I'm SMART.
If u fwd dis, u r spreading dat I'm SMARt & if
u delete dis, u r jealous coz I'm SMART
- Phonebook Dilemma Why r
there no phone books in China? Coz there r so
many Wing's and Wong's, they r afraid u will
Wing the Wong number.
- This is not fair! How
could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on ur name and didn't even
tell me? Animal Planet!
- The Japanese have
produced a camera that has such a fast shutter
speed it can take a picture of a woman with
her mouth shut!
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