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- A sardar falls in luv
wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally
writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"
- Woman: The most
efficient money reducing agent known to
man-kind!
- Aim for the stars. But
first, aim for their bodyguards.
- Always listen to ur
hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1%
Advice....
- Sweet fruits r nice 2
eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet
people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how
da hell did u manage 2 find me!
- Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2
read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont
hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
- Boy: what will u give me
as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
- Dream makes al things
possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes
al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so
always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
- What is the height of
Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined? A:
Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI
to clean up ur ASS
- Cute… Good looking… Easy
to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my
mobile. How about your?
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