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- Q: Have you heard the
joke about the butter? A: I butter not tell
you, It might spread!!
- Marriage is the process
of finding out what kind of man your wife
would have preferred.
- Luk at the world as 1
big chocolate cake. It would never b complete
without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut
like U
- A Friend is like a GAS
blown from the ASS, Which creates noice n
nuisance to others but gives Me RELAXATION and
COMFORT. Thanks for being the GAS of my ASS.
- What's it called when a
woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage.
- A group of elephants
were sitting on the street. A sexy female
elephant passes by... What does the loafer
elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600
- The big tomato said 2
the slow little tomato: ketch up!!
- Eyes: To look at you
Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u
Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u
forget me.
- Wht's d similarity
between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive
2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in
open
- Friendship is like
peeing in your pants. Every 1 can c it but
only U can feel its true Warmth, Thank U 4
being the pee in my pants..
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