- I want U 2 know dat our
friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry I cry, U
Lauf I Lauf, U Jump out of da window... I look
down & den.. I lauf again
- Birds love u, Giraffe
love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to
zoo, They all miss u.
- Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too, ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur
kurti now ahhh.... Finally the suitcase is
closed.
- wen tings go rong, wen
tears flow 4rm ur eyes, wen sadness fills ur
heart, plz inform me-coz my frnd sells tissues
BUY ONE GET ONE FREE
- I know you think I'm
cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the
other guys take a number and wait in line!!
- Based on Newton's 1st
Law: Law of love Love neither be created nor
be destroyed, only it can be changed frm one
girlfriend to another girlfriend.
- so sweet is ur
SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet
is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see
how sweetly I LIE!!
- Difference: It's funny
when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better
or being murdered
- Last night was my fault,
my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I
said, "dust!"
- Birdy birdy in the sky,
left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me
don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!
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